Whether you are home ,office or a public place there’s bound to various laws which seems absurd but true.
Some of the humorous and thought provoking of such gems are collected for you.
1)The Unspeakable Law:
As soon as you mention something..
…if it’s good,it goes away.
…if it’s bad,it happens.
2)Lewis’s Law:
No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item,after you have bought it,it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
3)Etorre’s observation:
The other line moves faster.
4)Jenning’s Corollary
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
5)Parkinson’s Axiom:
An official wants to multiply subordinates and not rivals.
6)Imhoff’s Law:
The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank-the really big chunks always rise to the top.
7)Mencken’s Law:
Those who can-do.
Those who cannot-teach.
Those who cannot teach-administrate.
8)First Law of Debate:
Never argue with a fool-people might not know the difference.
9)Weiler’s Law:
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
10)Matz’s Rule:
A drug is that substance which,when injected into a rat,will produce a scientific report.
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